Fifi Patrice

Top Floor Flat

Fifi-Patrice, plays 'the Bridges of Paris' out of the window incessantly when he's depressed. He wants to find a lover but is very exacting about his choices. He's not too sure about Mad Mary's intentions.

Happy to live in the garret, because it reminds him of home, but he doesn't realise that people think he's Jean-Paul Gaultier in hiding. As a musician he can pass borders easily; he does drug-running for a Boss in Paris, and brings it home in his accordion case, because who would suspect it?

He's bumped into Zizi on the stairs and made friends with him through a shared interest in not being British. He's found out that Zizi knows the Boss...

Fifi Patrice playing the accordian